Pretty sure there’s nothing good chocolate, a good vibrator, and good weed can’t fix.
This statement should actually be credited to a former student of mine. I’ve taught her well. This is pretty much my birthday wishlist.
In other news…I got my ass handed to me today at work. I worked a double, waiting tables at the busiest of the two shifts. I made dinero, but at a cost. I screwed up pretty much every table’s order. Please cross your fingers I do better tomorrow.
I was just going to say something about sleep (which I’m about to do) and the creeepy song from “My Sister In This House” popped in to my head:
“Sleep, my little sister, sleep…”
(Shudder)
